Mud2 Log
Files
The log files, in
authentic "courier new" text. (grin)
Here's two
examples from me, dated - 27/4/2000
Steep
Slope.
*Nw
Steep Slope.
Beating its enormous wings above you is an
immense, fire-breathing dragon!
*Kiss Draggy
The dragon is advancing towards you madly.
Are you trying to get burned or something? That
beastie's HOT!
You are capably injured by a tremendous, frontal
attack by the dragon.
Stamina=44/77.
The sharpness of your crafty attack makes the
dragon bleed.
Damage: 9.
The dragon looks fit.
*laugh
OK, Eric the yeoman laughs.
You competently elude a badly-aimed piece of
fighting by the dragon.
Your bungled, low blow is efficiently withstood
by the dragon.
*roar
You roar.
*You are competently struck by a tremendous,
frontal attack from the dragon. Stamina=21/77.
You might like to consider fleeing, eg. F O to
FLEE OUT.
Your wild, upward blow is narrowly beaten off by
the dragon.
*laugh
OK, Eric the yeoman laughs.
The violence of a cunning charge from the dragon
makes you see stars.
Stamina=0...
You feel your very being plucked from you...
You have been killed by the dragon.
Not updating persona.
Option (H for help):
Proof that you
should never kiss mobiles. Even one as inviting
as that :0)
*w
Stony beach.
*"hmm
Eric says "hmm".
Because you can't see anyone else here, it may be
that you are speaking to yourself...
Type HELP SAY to find out more about
communication.
*shout "I've got 10mins left - please can
you do something funny for my site? You'll look
cool!
You shout "I've got 10mins left - please can
you do something funny for my site? You'll look
cool!".
+- Warning: you have only 10 minutes of play
remaining! -+
*weather
A finger of death from someone powerful has
terminated you.
Dinghy dropped.
Not updating persona.
You have 9 minutes of play remaining.
Option (H for help): Option (H for help):
Well, if you don't
ask.....heehee. :0)
NOTE TO WIZZES: -
Fodding Eric is bad. He will cry. Okay, so it
gets you on the website, but he wil cry. And who
wants to see a grown man cry. Not me. Obviously
not me.
(grin)
Here's one from
Brocken, dated 1/5/2000 - I've
took out the commands because it looked a bit
confusing :0)
Brockan
the hero says "hi".
The parrot says "shut up".
The parrot says "i am".
Brockan the hero asks "well thats nice isn't
it?".
The parrot says "Time for dinner".
Brockan the hero asks "mmm... what are we
having?".
The parrot says "shut up".
Brockan the hero exclaims "calm down!".
The parrot says "i am".
Brockan the hero says "ok".
The parrot says "calm down!".
Brockan the hero exclaims "i am
calm!!".
The parrot says "mmm... what are we
having?".
Brockan the hero says "i'm not cooking...
you are so you tell me".
The parrot says "mmm... what are we
having?".
An animated skeleton (skeleton1) bars your way.
Brockan the hero says "thats it.. your just
being stupid now.... i'm ignoring you".
The parrot says "ok".
Brockan the hero says "fine".
The parrot says "shut up".
Brockan the hero exclaims "thats it... you
die!!".
The parrot says "mmm... what are we
having?".
You attack the parrot.
You hit the parrot (1-4).
The parrot looks superficially injured.
The parrot hits you (91/93).
The parrot says "thats it... you
die!!".
You hit the parrot (10-14).
The parrot looks critically injured.
The parrot hits you (86/93).
The parrot says "fine".
Brockan the hero exclaims "no you
die!".
The parrot says "no you die!".
The skeleton1 walks away, animatedly.
You hit the parrot (10-14).
You have killed the parrot.
(+30 = 4,588).
The parrot has just passed on.
You roar.
Here's a cool one
from Deter. It's positively evil. How could you
guys do that to one player - nasty!!
*In
the distance, you hear the whistling feedback of
a
failed finger of death spell...
In the distance, you hear a bell toll.
*Drumbillet the spellbinder says "fod after
fod after fod".
*"Not again!"
Deter the necromancer says "Not again!"
*obit
The following players have died in fights this
reset:
Coka
the hero, killed by the dwarf,
Euphoria the evil egg necromancer, killed by
Deter the warlock,
Sonicboom the warrior, killed by Grahf the hero,
Sonicboom the yeoman, killed by the goblin,
Sonicboom the warrior, killed by the goblin.
The following have died to FODs from mortals this
reset:
Unforgiven the enchanter, violently disintegrated
by a failed attempt to FOD Deter the warlock,
Horus
the enchanter, violently disintegrated by a
failed attempt to FOD Deter the warlock,
Smite
the sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a failed
attempt to FOD
Deter the warlock,
Venatici the enchanter, violently disintegrated
by a failed attempt to FOD Deter the warlock,
Pharaoh the enchanter, violently disintegrated by
a failed attempt to FOD Deter the warlock.
That's terrible!!
Poor deter! Least none of them succeeded eh?
<gg>
Here's one of what
I got when I asked the tearoom crew to saying
something funny for the site. 6/5/2000
Eric
the musical necromancer asks "Guys - will
you all say something for my set log?".
Snypster the superhero nods.
Chocolat the superheroine says "Mortal
reset".
Eric the musical necromancer asks "Something
really funny?".
Jincks the nocturnal warlock says "hi
eric".
Chocolat the superheroine says "lets Mortal
reset FB over".
Marlight the necromancer says "something for
my set log".
Tsunami the sorcerer says "I
will.....".
Tsunami the sorcerer thinks, hmmmmmmmm OK,
Eric the musical necromancer giggles.
Foz the protector says "hiya eric....please
do up your fly".
Babycakes the swordswoman asks "your set
log?".
Chocolat the superheroine shouts "EVERYONE
IN LAND MORTAL RESET".
Snypster the superhero says "something
funny".
Tom the mage asks "you looging this for yer
site eric?".
Eric the musical necromancer nods.
Eric the musical necromancer says "Can't
miss this :)".
Snypster rolls up a phat spliff and offers it to
eric
Wizrundave the protector has just arrived.
Eric the musical necromancer laughs.
Tom the mage says " after hes made wiz ill
give ya something to log".
Cloud the fluffy warlock asks "are the
mudmeet pics out yet?".
Tsunami the sorcerer says "I have to say
Eric is the greatest...".
Eric the musical necromancer giggles.
Marlight the necromancer nods.
The best thing is,
did you see what Tom said? Read later.For now
though look at what it's like when someone makes
wiz. A joyous occasion for all, except Wdi. Hehe.
6/5/2000
*Squall the
necromancer has just arrived.
Squall the necromancer has just left.
Feyd the superhero smiles.
Foz the protector thinks, firey's big bro is
watching your house
Firefarter the mage smiles.
*Fruitbat is now Fruitbat the wiz-running wizard!
In the distance, you hear a bell toll.
Snypster the superhero has just left.
Eric the amusing necromancer says
"Firefarter - looks like player of the week
will escape your grasp this week my friend".
A male voice in the distance cheers.
Firefarter the mage cheers.
A male voice in the distance cheers.
A male voice in the distance cheers.
A male voice in the distance cheers.
*You cheer.
Wdi has just arrived.
A male voice in the distance cheers.
A male voice in the distance cheers.
Tilnoom the sorceress cheers.
A male voice in the distance cheers.
A female voice in the distance cheers.
A male voice in the distance cheers.
A male voice in the distance cheers.
Jincks the nocturnal warlock cheers.
A male voice in the distance cheers.
A male voice in the distance cheers.
A male voice in the distance cheers.
A male voice in the distance cheers.
Tilnoom the sorceress cheers.
A female voice in the distance cheers.
Tilnoom the sorceress cheers.
Tilnoom the sorceress cheers.
Tilnoom the sorceress cheers.
Foz the protector laughs.
Wdi the protector says "Oh bugger.".
A male voice in the distance cheers.
*hug all
The tea feels just like you'd expect...
You give Carrott the warlock a great big hug!
You give Jincks the nocturnal warlock a great big
hug!
You give Tilnoom the sorceress a great big hug!
(Persona saved on -32 = 27,909).
You give Tom the mage a great big hug!
You give Foz the protector a great big hug!
(Persona saved on -32 = 27,877).
You give Babycakes the swordswoman a great big
hug!
(Persona saved on -32 = 27,845).
You give Feyd the superhero a great big hug!
(Persona saved on -32 = 27,813).
You give Maniac the crazy sorcerer a great big
hug!
(Persona saved on -32 = 27,781).
You give Firefarter the mage a great big hug!
You give Wdi the protector a great big hug!
(Persona saved on -32 = 27,749).
Tsunami the sorcerer has just arrived.
Cloud the warlock has just arrived.
Babycakes the swordswoman says "eek".
A male voice in the distance cheers.
*You cheer.
Cloud the fluffy warlock smiles.
Feyd the superhero grins.
Tom the mage grins.
Snypster the superhero has just arrived.
Tsunami the sorcerer smiles.
Firefarter the mage cheers.
Snypster the superhero rolls on the floor,
laughing.
Marlight the necromancer has just arrived.
A male voice in the distance cheers.
*bless fruitbat
Jincks the nocturnal warlock smiles.
Right now we come
to Tom again. And me. Being very silly. Do NOT
try this at home. Ever. Hehe. 6/5/2000
Tom
the mage tells you "you logging this?".
*Eric the amusing necromancer says "going on
my site tonight :)".
Tom the mage tells you "keep logging it for
30 secs plz. Im gonna fod the spider".
Tom the mage tells you "if i die, then i
start again, 8))".
Tom the mage shouts "SPIDER , get
some!".
Foz the protector smiles.
*Tom the mage has just left.
*tell tom "wait"
You tell your listeners "wait".
tell tom "let me watch"
You tell your listeners "let me watch".
Tom the mage tells you "raps".
*n
Rapids.
You are on the bank of some dangerous rapids.
Beyond them to the east the river goes
underground; to the west it continues out of
sight, and you can hear a thundering of falling
water from that direction. To the south can be
seen (and smelled!) a fuming swamp, and southeast
is a small pond. It is raining.
Tom the mage has just arrived.
*Eric the amusing necromancer grins.
Tom the mage says " rdy".
Tom the mage giggles.
Thwomp the evil hero has just arrived.
Thwomp bounces.
Tom the mage laughs.
Tom the mage waves.
Tom the mage makes some magical gestures.
You hear the whistling feedback of a failed
finger of death spell...
Tom the mage has just passed on.
In the distance, you hear a bell toll.
*tell tom "you ready?"
You tell your listeners "you ready?".
*tell tom "quick raps"
You tell your listeners "quick raps".
Tom the mage has just arrived.
Tom the mage says " i died on my
screen".
*"mine too
Eric the amusing necromancer says "mine
too".
*"I'll do it too :)
Eric the amusing necromancer says "I'll do
it too :)".
Tom the mage makes some magical gestures.
You hear the whistling feedback of a failed
finger of death spell...
In the distance, you hear a bell toll.
Foz the protector laughs.
*Eric the amusing necromancer laughs.
*fod spider
The spider has been fodded.
Thwomp the evil hero rolls on the floor,
laughing.
*Eric the amusing necromancer asks "who
shall I fod?".
Thwomp the evil hero says "me.".
*OK, Eric the amusing necromancer nods.
A male voice in the distance yells "nice one
eric!".
*fod thwomp
Your spell failed!
It works on you instead!
Ah well, those who live by the fod, die by the
fod!
You are no longer a member of house
"MA".
Not updating persona.
Option (H for help):
How's that for
weird? When it said that the spider has been
fodded, I didn't realise it meant that I had
successfully fried the beast, I assumed it meant
that Tom had, so I tried to FOD Thwomp. Hehe.
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